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Yes! I've had a craptastic idea, though of course I'm not sure if it's actually going to WORK. First of all, because I need to get all these art trades, requests and gifts out of the way I've been promising you all. )And that takes first priority of course.)

But secondly because I don't know what companies online will accept custom images for posters, and how much they'll charge so I'm going to have to look it up.

(..Thirdly, because it might turn out to be shit.)

IF all works out ok, I plan on looking at making a competition for say, err.. fuck knows WHAT, and the winner will recieve something like a twelve month subscription and a poster or something. Maybe a T-Shirt, something cool for you or your room.

First though bear in mind that if the prize you've chosen is something in real life, I'll need to know your address. We can do that privately but if you're not happy about it, then no can do :< Sorry. I know what it's like, not knowing who's on the internet but it is a must for this. (Don't worry, I'm not going to bombard you with PORN or anything scary like that.)

Finally, to make it fair I will randomise the contestants with some paper or something, so that nobody wins because 'they have a great style which makes their picture look better' or something. Otherwise I'm going to feel really bad when x number of my friends don't win because they draw differently to styles that really stand out >.>

Runners up... we'll get to that later as it's not going to happen for a long time.

Start giving me ideas on what kind of thing you'd like to see IF possible. No copyrighted images unfortunately t__t Yes I know but they won't let me.

EDIT: OH! I ALMOST FORGOT. BREAKFAST ON PLUTO. DOWNLOADING IT. NOW. AND THE ABRA CATASROPHE MOVIE FROM FOP. FUCKING FINALLY I'LL GET TO SEE THE EASTER BUNNY, CUPID AND FOP AGAIN. YES!! >8D I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS, GOD BLIMEY.





1. Draw Batman kissing Joker on the cheek or something equally cute for ~Jokerfan1694

2. Draw Crane being evil for =Novemwolf

3. Make =Novemwolf a journal css.

4. Draw Joker in boxers and Crane..err.. will have to check comment again.

Cupid! Awwww don't you just wanna glomp him there! I love his puffy hair and babyish eyes.

Right now: Batman x Joker





<3 Squee.


Odd Stamps

God I feel so sick... x_x I've got.. a headache.. so fucking bad... x_x that... I actually feel like... throwing up x_x

Work was horrifying.... Threw up.... Cried all day... Manager was a competely patronising BASTARD. Made me cry more. Took the piss out of my epilepsy, made me 'go for a wander' (a break basically which we normally have but it's up to me whether I go or not) by banging on about it until I felt I couldn't stay...

Talked crap behind my back to the shop owner...

Don't care... except when I'm job hunting... Complete cunt. Made it seem like I just fucking take the piss, daydream, don't listen, don't fucking bother when I'm doing the work of 7 people, not being trained then get shouted at for getting it wrong.


x_x God... Headache... so... bad I can't... barely open my eyes....without not being able to.... throw up...

I think I will be leaving soon. Without a reference....





11th March 09

God my head hurts. And I've got work tomorrow x__x Fucking wallpaper website... I can't do professional business payment programming that requires a degree... The manager can't train me because he doesn't know how to use a computer even, he expects me to teach HIM.

;_; They paid £800 for this website - Martin's going to be furious if I can't do it. He's the shop owner not manager. Troy (manager) keeps saying just ring them up (talking about the people who built the website for them) and ask em how to do it... but that's just the website not professional payment programming x_x

It's got sections for delivery management, automatic discounts, email templates, order management (shipment awaiting/processing/payment waiting etc), terms and conditions, VAT management and fuck knows what else...

I made it clear I was shit at maths and had no qualifications at the interview... @_@ when he said using a website I thought he meant just uploading pictures and doing text. That's what he said x_x ...

Not fucking programming. They should've employed a guy with computer sciences fuck this shit........


Shit...

In 1 year... we've got to have over 200 wallpapers books up on the site. Each book must have about 75 wallpapers @_@ And I've got to take a picture of each of them, in each colour of each pattern of each book x___x

...Whilst serving customers, answering the phone, mixing paint, cutting keys, being trained about the different varnishes, bases, paints, tools, tapes, fuck knows what else @_@


I think... if I carry on like this...

I'll end up x_x ...in bed.


EDIT: Plus troy asked me to make a payapal account and test the payment works ( holy fuck man are you serious?? With MY account on Vista BASIC and no proper business protection? I've got over £1,500 in my account, no seperate account for paypal I haven't looked into it yet x_x My account will be wiped in 2 seconds flat and then I'll get into trouble.)





1. Draw Batman kissing Joker on the cheek or something equally cute for ~Jokerfan1694

2. Finish the picture of Nurse Joker holding handcuffs and seducing a bondaged Bruce.

3. Draw Crane being evil for =Novemwolf

Cupid! Awwww don't you just wanna glomp him there! I love his puffy hair and babyish eyes.

Right now: Batman x Joker





<3 Squee.


Odd Stamps

I'm going to make a journal entry for loads of things that are nice, like icons and emoticons and certain programs or extras put on Deviantart that the public can use. Let me know if you find any.


Batman




Pokemon






And some pictures I can't copy into here >.<

Team Rocket's Rockin

^^^ hahahahahahaha at Giovanni. This is so funny.


James/Meowth/Jessie Cuddle

^^^ Awwwwwwww look at JAMES!! *O* And Jessie. God I love Team Rocket they're such a family - especially now I know the secret behind why Giovanni never fires them.

Chibi BW TV Doodle - So cool...


Emoticons / Icons







1. Draw Batman kissing Joker on the cheek or something equally cute for ~Jokerfan1694

2. Make a journal CSS for =Novemwolf

3. Draw Crane being evil for =Novemwolf

4. Finish off mum's music CDs.

Cupid! Awwww don't you just wanna glomp him there! I love his puffy hair and babyish eyes.

Right now: Batman x Joker

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<3 Squee.


Odd Stamps

EDIT: Sorry if anyone was offended by this I'm not saying the people alerting others are stupid just the people making up bullshit without checking their facts are stupid. Since Deviantart has had a virus before on one of it's ads (external yes, but still) I understand why you're worried. But that's exactly why you should check out the official details from Deviantart itself and do some experimenting yourself if you know what you're doing.

Deviantart never once said it had a virus. It said it was having a spam attack from a bogus website which is something completely different. And the people hyping this up know it.



Oh man as if the stories about this virus crap weren't already ridiculous enough. I must have heard at least ten different versions of this chainletter about getting dangerous viruses that'll take over the world.

T_T Seriously. How old are you?

Do you really have so little to do in your life that you have to drama hype something that people can get rid of easily? (That's if it exists.) And then afterwards look like a thick shit and go 'I didn't know. It looked very obvious.' And UPDATE!!! on your journals with loads of made up versions of the story.


Let me just spoil your psychotic little world of lies and made up crap for a moment, where drama queens and mary sue people run free and wild, and cunts tell their friends that their family's details are in danger because of a virus they made up, and tell you what's really going on.


First of all, there is a webpage that has been spread through links like SOMEONE WROTE SOMETHING ABOUT YOU ON YOUR BLOG, or YOU'VE BEEN SENT A VALENTINE or something. And the link, as if it couldn't be more obvious, is not deviantart . com / TheRestOfTheUrl or something, it's da.login.somethingorother.

Now the first thing a victim might think is that Deviantart has expanded, or gotten a new feature, but of course there's the fact that if something did happen like that Deviantart would've been saturating the website with attention seeking news reports of expanditure due to their # number of years anniversary, and be releasing T-Shirts and competitions and other shit too for weeks ahead. After all, Deviantart is a BIG website and if it was going to expand, it would expand BIG so it would be a BIG THING.

Another point is that people use Deviantart for buying and selling, and therefore for security purposes, if Deviantart suddenly got a second url they would tell you about it before hand. Though the website doesn't offer to save your credit card details to your account as far as I know, you would have to do that through Paypal, which has got nothing to do with Deviantart, and therefore isn't relevant.

But of course, an expansion wouldn't be the case because any intelligent lifeform on this planet would've realised long ago to CHECK THE ADDRESS before they start logging into a webpage that they were supposedly just on a few seconds ago, and has now logged them out for no apparent reason. (It's the kind of stuff you learn when you're six years old.. err.. people O_O T_T LITERALLY.)


Now when you get logged out it's because Deviantart is under maintenence, and therefore it would say so in big letters on the header. UNDER MAINTENENCE.

Or if your cookies expire (which only happens on banking and highly expensive educational sites or highly secured pages, or these timed exam websites) then you would know about that too and it would be extremely obvious what had happened.

The only other possibility is that you would have been banned, since a ban would kick you off immediately with no explanation until you relogin in. Which would kickstart my mind into thinking WTF - why did I just get banned?? WTF is going on?? Have I done something?? And therefore BEFORE relogging in, I would check my cyber enviroment for information such as THE ADDRESS and ERRORS ON THE PAGE, or even if I happened to click logout accidently by typing out a comment, hitting the tab key by mistake which would highly logout, and pressing enter to send my message and then getting logged out by mistake.

Especially if you've just clicked on a suspicious looking link to do with myspace like blogs and online valentines from people or websites you don't even know. In fact if I got a creepy valentine link the very FIRST thing I would assume is that it would be a virus, or porn site that would give you a virus or something.


So that's the first thing - how fake the comments look. The second thing we're going to look at is does this virus actually exist?

The answer is... no.

You see, being someone who isn't stupid enough to save my bank details on this computer, login to Ebay, CEX, Amazon or any other buying sites on this computer, and who doesn't share highly confidential information on this computer when I know for a fact that I download shitloads of films, games, music and comics which could quite easily still be viruses no matter how well they're disguised in size, file type, appearance and website, I felt I had nothing to lose.

Obviously this is going to sound stupid at first, but the only way to find out is to hit the tiger in the eye and login to that website and see if it has a core or is just one password grabbing page. So after making a backup of my clean computer to my external hard drive, then securing my computer so tight it was almost locked down, logging out of MSN, removing my external hardrive, writeable CDs and any other obvious thing you should do before tackling a chainletter virus like this, I made a fake account and went to see what all the fucking fuss was about.

The only passwords I have saved are my hotmail and yahoo ones, and stuff like fanfiction.net and so forth. Whereas some people might still go OMG but you could lose those accounts too you idiot, the bottom line is these people are attacking Deviantart, not Fanfiction.Net, or LiveJournal (which I never use anyway) or any other fan/website, because Deviantart is a big trading website accessed by millions of people PER HOUR. And why? Because these people want CONTROL over other people. They find going into other people's accounts exciting, and yes, at the same time they could be grabbing hold of confidential information too. But I seriously doubt it as like said before, credit card details aren't saved.

Beside I hardly think criminals are going to go after accounts of people who write fanfiction about talking hobo cats that live on the street (Top Cat), or flying demon rats that have fetishes for fucked up people who look as though they've died three hours ago. (I am therefore talking about Batman and Joker before you start panicking like the little bitches that you are and think I'm slashing something sick and go running to the police with my accounts details before you know the whole story.)

Anyway the point is, if I had to lose anything at all through doing this, it would merely mean that I would have to format (which would take a few minutes) and put back my clean version of Windows XP on here with all my programs, files and contacts back in their original places. Which would be done automatically when restoring the operating system - because that's exactly what a backup is jackasses

So after doing that, I expected to get a virus. I checked my CPU and it was still running at 6% (which was RamIdle freeing up memory so quite obviously I didn't get anything.) I left my computer on all day and the only thing that happened was the account posted some messages and that was it. The actual website that people claim is 'Deviantart' is just one page and therefore is obviously a trick. There is no keylogger, or virus, or anything else that attacks your PC because otherwise you would know about it. It's just a bunch of people hyping it up to look big on their blogs, and so they can get a thrill out of it.

Quite a disappointment if I must say so myself I was looking forward to tackling an awesomely challenging virus that I haven't encountered since I was six years of age since it's fucking obvious how you get rid of them

This just goes to prove that people hype up shit and spread lies about a load of crap they don't understand. There is a psychology to EVERYTHING, no exceptions just because you don't understand it. You fucking twads.


And lastly - as for the bullshit about the staff admin closing the chat admin help because they didn't want to get hacked... They CLOSED the chat because the first place to go for immediate help IS the chats. And therefore there would've been craploads of people accessing that chat and sending them pointless links about something they already know about. And making the chat server crash from the sheer number of people going into just that one chat.

So spare me the bullshit. The only way you can get hacked is if YOU put in your details YOURSELF. You can't get hacked just by visiting a webpage

I mean =JessicaSephiroth is taking advantage of this by posting this bullshit journal entry: [link] claiming keyloggers are going to take over the world and grab their family's bank details and wipe their account and all kinds of shit. I've seen her spamming more accounts with links going back to her profile for pageviews than these spam comments spam themselves. She never once said 'here's the link to my journal for more information' she always said click on my icon.


So don't come to me with your crap about 'my account got hacked because I was sent this really obvious link that looked like something cool' because I'm not going to buy it. The link IS obvious. And don't you think that perfectly decent people, who never spam on Deviantart incase they get banned and about 95% are against things like myspace bloggy things anyway, would suddenly start spamming their friend's pages with a load of shit? Hundreds of times?





1. Draw Batman kissing Joker on the cheek or something equally cute for ~Jokerfan1694

2. Finish the picture of Nurse Joker holding handcuffs and seducing a bondaged Bruce.

3. Draw Crane being evil for ~Novemwolf

Look at this idiotic comment posted on my LiveJournal entry:



Err right lovey. Like I really care. GUESS WOT. THEY'RE GOING TO SPREAD IT ACROSS THE ENTIRE INTERNET, SO THAT *EVERYBODY* CAN COME AND READ MY ENTRY AND ATTACK ME RANDOMLY - BECAUSE IT'S SO INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!!! AND THEN EVERYONE CAN COME ONTO MY JOURNAL AND EXPRESS THEIR DISGUST AT THE DARING OF ME DISAGREEING WITH SOMEONE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW, ABOUT A FILM THAT NOBODY GIVES A RATS ARSE ABOUT ANYWAY!!! THE FACT THAT I HAD MY OWN PERSONAL OPINION IS JUST BANG OUT OF ORDER RIGHT??

[link] <--- The entry.

And all because I found Wall-E too boring to sit through. I don't even know who the fuck they were just randomly bounced onto my journal and left a load of fuck there. Means now I'll have to go through alll my entries and edit them so anonymous comments can now no longer be left.